“Konnichiwa Clarice-chan.”
this might be my favorite gif
the sheer amount of editing they had to do for this picture blows my skull
when there’s Some Big Meme sweeping the internet but it never crosses your dash so all you see is the remix meme and you’ve gotta sherlock holmes your way to the original like some kind of historical memeologist
FUCK YOU, BALTIMORE! If you’re dumb enough to buy a car this weekend, you’re a big enough schmuck to come to Big Bill Hell’s Cars! Bad deals! Cars that break down! Thieves! If you think you’re gonna find a bargain at Big Bill’s, you can kiss my ass! It’s hard to believe that you’re such a stupid motherfucker, you’ll fall for this bullshit, guaranteed! If you find a better deal, shove it up your ugly ass! You heard us right, shove it up your UGLY ASS! Bring your trade, bring your title, bring your wife! We’ll fuck ‘er! That’s right! We’ll fuck your wife! Because in Big Bill Hell, you’re fucked six ways from Sunday! Take a hike, to Big Bill Hell’s, Home of Challenge Pissing! That’s right, Challenge Pissing! How does it work?! If you can piss six feet in the air straight up and not get wet, you get NO down payments! Don’t wait! Don’t delay! DON’T FUCK WITH US! Or we’ll rip your nuts off! At Big Bill Hell’s! The only dealer that tells you to fuck off! Hurry up, asshole! This event ends the minute after you write us a check! And it better not bounce or you’re a dead motherfucker! GO TO HELL! Big Bill Hell’s Cars! Baltimore’s filthiest and exclusive home of the meanest sons of bitches in the state of Maryland! GUARANTEED!
OK I have watched MANY videos and here it is for all you kids to learn your viral/meme video history, here are some premium vintage meme fodder:
Hampster Dance (1998)
Rejected (2000)
All Your Base (2001)
Tidus Laughing (2001)
The End of the World (2003)
Badger Badger Badger (2003)
Hyakugojyuuichi!!! (2003)
GI Joe PSAs (2003)
Llama Song (2004)
Banana Phone (2004)
Ddautta (There She Is!) (2004)
Charlie the Unicorn (2005)
Cillit Bang (2006)
Caramelldansen (2006)
Metal Gear Awesome (2006)
Leekspin (2006)
Marissa Stole the Precious Thing (2006)
The Mysterious Ticking Noise (2007)
Powerthirst (2007)
Paffendorf (2007)
Splash Attack (2007)
Caipirinha Dance (2007)
I Take a Potato Chip… (2007)
Nico Nico Douga Medley (2007)
Ronald McDonald Ran Ran Ru (2008)
Danjo (2008)
Giga Pudding (2008)
The Ultimate Showdown (2008)
Balsamic Vinegar (2008)
Sakura-Con Commercial (2009)
Shamwow (2009)
Slapchop (2009)
OK GO- Here It Goes Again (2009)
Stu Making Chocolate Pudding at 4 AM (2010)
HEYYEYAA (2010)
Galo Sengan (2011)
There are probably more that I’m missing. Some of these videos are part of a series (GI Joe, Potter Puppet Pals) and I didn’t count shitty videos like those idiot laughing babies.
i’ve been thinkin about this post a lot and i wanted to add some more!
WASTED (from Grand Theft Auto 2, 1997)
That’s just like, your opinion, man (1998)
Demented Cartoon Movie (1999?)
IT’S PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME (2002)
Kitty Cat Dance (2004)
Salad Fingers (2004)
William Hung (American Idol, 2004)
He-Man Sings (2005)
You are a pirate (2005)
What a twist! (2005)
What Is Love (2004 SNL skit, original from Night at the Roxbury is 1998)
The Pumpkin dance (2006)
The Gummy Bear Song (2006)
Pokemon Episode 1 (2006)
Shoes (2006)
Dramatic Chipmunk/Prairie Dog (2007)
Chocolate Rain (2007)
Surprise, mother fucker (2007)
Colin’s Bear (2007)
Jack Black’s Octagon (2008)
Spooky Scary Skeletons/The Skeleton Dance (2010)
Not a cookie (2011)
People who have been on the internet for 4+ years and haven’t had their humor devolve into Dadaist, surreal garbage impress me. I miss those years of simple jokes where I could type xD without the slightest sense of irony. Where did our easy happiness go? Where is love? What is it to live a life?
i dont think this site is actually going to go down. i think this is what will happen:
thanks for coming to my ted talk and to all of you who are really leaving its been an honor to serve alongside you
absolutelad